- Not to be confused with Ralph.
Ralphie works at a pound in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. He is an old friend of Leonard McLeish. Like McLeish, Ralphie is not very good at his job and tends to sleep when he should be working. When he took Piper away from her boy, McLeish, (who was hypnotized to be a dog at the time) jumped on Raphie and started biting him. When McLeish was snapped out of his hypnosis, Ralphie reasoned that McLeish had been working undercover dressed as a dog.